>
>
> Americanised Ramayan
>
>
>
> A young second generation
> Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain
>
> the significance of
> "Diwali" to his younger
> brother, this is how he went about it...
>
>
>
> "So, like this dude had,
> like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
> But, like, his step-mom, or
> something, was kind of a bitch, and she
> forced her husband to,
> like, send this cool-dude, he
> was Ram, to some national forest or something...
>
>
>
>
> Since he was going, for like,
> something like more than 10 years or so...
> he decided to get his wife
> and his bro along... you know...so that they could all
>
> chill out together. But Dude,
> the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really
> man...
> they had monkeys and devils
> and shit like that. But this dude, Ram,
> kicked with darts and bows
> and arrows... so it was fine.
>
>
>
> But then some bad gangsta
> boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita)
>
> and lures her away to his
> hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman,
> pissed...
> all the gods were with him...
> So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his
> bro
> get an army of monkeys...
> Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys...
>
> just go along with me, ok...
>
>
>
>
> So, Ram, Lax and their
> monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood...
>
> Anyways, by this time, their
> time's up in the forest... and anyways...
> it gets kinda boring, you
> know... no TV or malls or shit like that.
>
>
>
> So,they decided to hitch a
> ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude,
>
> his bro and the wife are back
> home... they thought, well, you know, at least they
>
> deserve something nice... and
> they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...
>
> so they couldn't take
> them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and
> shit...
> and since they
> also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was
> pretty cooool...
> you know with all those
> fireworks....
>
>
>
> Really, they even had some
> local band play along with the fireworks...
> and you know, what, dude,
> that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very
> first
> music-synchronized
> fireworks... you know, like the 4th of
> July stuff, but just,
> more cooler and stuff, you
> know.
>
>
>
> And, so dude, that was how,
> like, this festival started."
>
>
>
> The mother
> fainted..
>
>
>
>
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