why not!!!.. sounds like a good letter...our "olden young uncle" seems pretty clear as to what he wants from "madam" :)
thanks for sharing cheers Anil On Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 2:13 PM, Ramani Rajagopalan <[email protected]>wrote: > Madam: > I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. > Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press > myself on you and hope you will take me nicely. > > I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall and > six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working > hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good > batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other > batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a > lot. > > I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly > gay . Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always > giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on > top.That > is how nice I am. > > I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking > tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am > pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can > come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym. > > I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. > I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? > So > I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing > myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into > your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving > you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the > gym. > > If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and > press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely > smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly for > your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. > > Expecting soon, > Yours and only yours, > Kutty > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VaniV88-89" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/VaniV88-89?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
