>
> One day my
> housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
>
>
> Seconds after he
> stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
> setting do I use on the washing machine?
>
>
> "It
> depends," I replied. "What does it say on your
> shirt?"
>
>
> He
> yelled back, " University of Oklahoma
> "
>
> And
> they say woman are dumb...
>
>
> **********
>
>
>
>
>
> A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to
> make you the happiest woman in the world."
>
>
> The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
>
>
> **********
>
>
> "It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
> Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what
> do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
> like this?"
>
>
> "Probably that I married you for your money," she
> replied.
>
>
> **********
>
>
> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
> man?
>
>
> A: A rumor
>
>
> **********
>
>
> A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating
> their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good
> fairy came to them and said
> that because they had been so good that each one of them
> could have one wish.
>
>
> The wife wished for a trip around the world with her
> husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets
> in her hands.
>
>
> The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
> Whoosh...immediatel y he turned ninety!!!
>
>
> Gotta love that fairy!
>
>
> **********
>
>
> Dear Lord,
>
>
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive
> him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray
> for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
>
> AMEN
>
>
> **********
>
>
> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
> breath and calling your name?
>
> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
>
>
> Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
>
> A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
>
>
> **********
>
>
> Q: How do you keep your husband
> from reading your email?
>
> A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
>
>
> **********
>
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