Guys, don't get any ideas. We know you don't play pool.
Always tell your wife the truth
>
>
>
>
> A lady tells her husband to go to the store to
> buy some cigarettes.
>
>
> He walks down to the store only to find it
> closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending
> machine.
>
> At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and
> starts talking to her.
>
>
>
>
>
> They have a couple of beers and one thing
> leads to another and they end up in her
> apartment.
>
>
>
>
> After they've had their fun, he realizes
> its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's
> going to kill me. Have you got any talcum
> powder?"
>
>
>
>
> She gives him some talcum powder, which he
> proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes
> home.
>
>
> His wife is waiting for him in the doorway
> and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you
> been?"
>
> "Well, honey, it's like this. I went
> to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went
> to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great
> looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led
> to another and I ended up in bed with
> her."
>
>
> "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
> She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You
> God damn liar!!! You were playing pool
> again!!!"
>
>
> *********
>
>
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