I wote this back in 2003, To kick things up a notch on a quiet day.
If'n you don't unnerstand sum of it, jest holler!
WORDS YAWL WILL HEAR IN SUTHIN FLY FISHIN - by Jimmy D
> Ast: Don't ast me my favorite stream. It makes me mad.
> Awl - Ah like yore fishin car, but it shore uses lotsa awl.
> AY-rab - Ay-rabs don't have any trout streams
> Bard - He bard my fly rod and nevuh brought it bak.
> Bawl - that gal bawled when she lost thet ten-pounder.
> Bound to - Too much beer is bound to muss up your castin stroke.
> Carry - Can ya'll carry me down to the river so's I can fish a little?
> Comin' up a cloud - Coming up a cloud, we'd better git out of the water.
> Crine - You crine cause you dint catch a fish?
> Dawfin - Jew see at Dawfin jumping?
> Dayum - Dayum. I lost him!
> Drank - You wanna drank of this Jim Beam?
> Et up with - That guy's just et up with fly fishin.
> Far - Ah recon it's time to build a far and fry the trout.
> Favor - That trout sure favors one I caught last week.
> Fixin - I'm fixin to dig me some worms. Ain't catching doodly on these
> flies.
> Get shet of - I'm gonna get shet of that ragged ole vest! Like hell I
> am!
> Hep - Ah can't hep you if'n you don't quit hookin my ear.
> Heepa - yawl'er in a heepa truble, boy. See that "no fishin" sign.
> Idinit - Too hot to fish, idinit it?
> Idy - I have no idy why them trout won't hit that perfect fly
> Jevver - Jevver catch two trout at onct?
> Jew - Jew want a bottle of Shiner?
> Keer - Thet boy don't keer nuthin' bout fly fishin.
> Kindly - Kindly looks like a caddis hatch.
> Law - Got yore fishin license? Here comes the Law.
> Lawst - This road don't go nowhere, we's lawst.
> Libel - You go fishin today, yore wife's libel to kill you
> Mah - Anybody seen mah waders?
> Mash - Mash that button on yore fly reel.
> Mere - That lake's as clear as a Mere.
> Nairn - Nairn of them fish was big enuff to keep.
> Nome - Nome, I din't hook yore ear on purpose.
> Ovair - lookit that trout risin ovair.
> Own - Put yore waders own.
> Peppuh - This trout needs more peppuh on it.
> Quare - That's a "quare" looking fish.
> Qui-etus - Muddy up the water and you'll put a "qui-eatus" on the
> caddis hatch.
> Ratcheer - Put them fish down ratcheer.
> Recon - I recon I'll try nuther fly. This'n shore ain't workin.
> Rernt - He cast that fly rod so ruff he's plum rernt it.
> Sebmup - You want co-cola or sebmup?
> Tacky - Yore fishin outfit is plum "tacky".
> Tar - Ya'll got a spare tar for that car?
> Tarred - I'm too tarred to go fishin.
> Ugly - Don't be ugly to yore fishin buddy.
> Unnuther - You want unnuther swig of Jim Beam?
> Wuk - Does he still wuk, or does he fish full-time.
> Yawl - Where yawl goin to fish at?
> Zackly - Don't zackly know whut happen, but I lost thet fish.
> Zat - Zat yo fly up in at tree?
>
--~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~
You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group.
To post to this group, send email to [email protected]
To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
For more options, visit this group at
http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en
VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com
-~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
