Well, this will be long.  I was going to do these over the next bunch of
days but I think they will be more fun if they are together.
We have all heard the quote;

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day;
teach him to fish and he will eat for a lifetime."
Ancient Proverb

Well here are some variations on that:

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
Author Unknown

"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day:
 teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend."
Zenna Schaffer

Give a man a fish: you have fed him for today.
Teach a man to fish and you can sell him fishing equipment."
Author Unknown

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach him to fly fish and he'll move to Montana."
Author Unknown

Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today.
Teach a man to fish and you will not have to listen to his
incessant whining about how hungry he is."
Author Unknown

"If you wish to be happy for eight days, kill a pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy for a lifetime, learn to fish."
Chinese Proverb

Have a great week


-- 
Mike Bliss
Aloha from Hawaii

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