phxflytyer Phoenix,AZ
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford > > > > > > > > > > Bad Parrot > > A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad > attitude and an even worse vocabulary. > > Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with > profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently > saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could > think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. > > Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled > back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. > John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in > the freezer. > > For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then > suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. > > Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the > freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms > and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and > actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and > I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and > unforgivable behavior." > > John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. > > As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change > in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey > did?" > > *Happy Thanksgiving* > > > > > > > -- -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VFB Mail" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
