German thief killed by condom machine explosion December 29, 2015 11:47 AM MST Don't try this at home. Or at all, really. Independent Online Facebook page Sometimes a criminal dies doing something so ridiculous that you can't help but chuckle a bit, despite the fact that a death is involved. When someone is hoist by their own petard we can take some satisfaction in the fact that the buffoon may no longer be able to breed, hence the popularity of the Darwin Awards. However, when somebody removes himself from the gene pool and in the process tangentially aids other people in breeding through their crime, well, that takes it to a whole new level.
Take the case of one German man and his buddies. They thought a vending machine would make for an easy target for some quick easy coin and attempted to rob it. Not by prying it open with a crowbar or by picking the lock or anything like that. No, these fellas decided to blow the machine up with explosives. The explosion was successful -- a little too successful in fact. The man, who has not yet been identified, so we'll just call him the Prophylactic Pilferer, or PP for short, was struck by a piece of shrapnel from the explosion. The shrapnel, most likely from the machine itself and not one of the prophylactics, hit him in the head, ending his life of very low end crime. His buddies took him to the hospital and spun a yarn about him falling down the stairs to explain the head wound. The hospital staff didn't buy it, because they can tell the difference between somebody's head being damaged on a floor or by a piece of flying metal. The crime raises a few questions, like how much money could there really be in a condom dispenser to risk an explosion? If these kerls could afford explosives, why did they need a few Euros from a vending machine? And, perhaps most importantly, why weren't they practicing safe theft? No condoms nor money were successfully lifted and the other two German thieves were arrested for the crime. http://www.examiner.com/article/german-thief-killed-by-condom-machine-explosion -- -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VFB Mail" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
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