"An elderly member of a distinguished fly fishing club became so bored during the winter closed season that he took his fly boxes to bed.  His wife, plucking an errant "Blue Charm" from a sensitive part of her anatomy, in the dead of night lodged a complaint.  However, she, being a good woman at heart , allowed him, back into her bed, with his boxes, providing he counted his flies before and after."

Conrad Voss Bark
"A Fly On The Water" (1986)

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!   
 

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Jimmy D. Moore                        I FISH BECAUSE I MUST !
                                            But, more importantly, I fish because
                                                       my Dad taught me!
 
Scout Exec. BSA,(Ret.) - Outdoor Writer,  TOWA, GRTU, FFF
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