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Too good to not share with my ff friends. Enjoy.
Joyce
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and
the
trooper
started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general
throw his weight around to
try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally the trooper got around to
writing out the ticket, and as he
was doing that he kept swatting at
some flies that were buzzing
around his head. The farmer said,
"Having some problems with
circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the
ticket
and
said--"Well yeah, if that's what they are -- I never heard of
circle
flies".
So the farmer says--"Well, circle
flies are common on farms. See,
they're called circle flies because
they're almost always found
circling around the butt end of a horse".
The trooper says "Oh", and goes
back to writing the ticket. After
a minute he stops and says,
"Hey--wait a minute. Are you trying
to call me a horses butt?" The
farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have
too much respect for law enforcement
and police officers to even
think about calling you a horses butt."
The trooper says, "Well, that's a
good thing", and goes back to
writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer
says, "Hard to fool them flies though!"
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