PLEASE EXCUSE. SENT TO VFB INADVERTENTLY - I AIN'T AWAKE YET! :-P Jimmy D. Moore wrote:
> Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a > picnic lunch. Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest > mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me > a lot." > > Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how > can I > be sure?" > Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!" > > Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the > answer. Let's > pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth." > > Hercules says "Great, Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales." > > Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. Boy, I'm going > to find > out for certain that I'm the ugliest." > > The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I > talked to > God, and He says that I am truly the strongest." > > Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest." > > Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says, "Who the > hell is > Janet Reno? > -- Jimmy D. Moore, "BIGTROUTMAN" I FISH BECAUSE I MUST! More importantly, I fish because my Dad taught me! Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, TF&G,VP-GRTU Owner/Webmaster - Worldwide Flyfishing Info. http://www.BIGTROUTMAN.homestead.com/MainPage.html
