"My wife says I'm hard of hearing. All husbands who have been around the block a time or two, know it's called "selective hearing". I hear what I want to hear. I can hear a trout rise. I can hear a spinner hit the water. I can hear the drumming of a grouse at half a mile, but I danged well can't hear her when she wants me to make the bed, or paint the house, etc. etc. I secretly had my hearing tested just to be sure. The doc says it is great, a 7 % loss in my left ear and a 10% loss in my right. Very typical of anyone who does a lot of hunting with a shotgun. But I'm not about to tell my wife that." ;-)
"LAST IN LINE AND OTHER PERSONAL DISCRIMINATIONS" [1995] Jimmy D. Moore Jimmy D. Moore, "BIGTROUTMAN" I FISH BECAUSE I MUST! More importantly, I fish because my Dad taught me! Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, TF&G,VP-GRTU Owner/Webmaster - Worldwide Flyfishing Info. http://www.BIGTROUTMAN.homestead.com/MainPage.html
