Sitting on my doorstep when I return from work today was a
package from Captain Mr. Dr. Tom Whiting...for me...for my troubles...my
very own Whiting Replacement Chicken! Cree, in fact!
So...cudos to the Consumer-Happiness Bureau at Whiting Farms! I will SURELY
be buying more Whiting 100's once I use up this chicken!
The only problem now is that I have to buy some feed for it....and it won't
quit running around the apartment...can't quite pluck any feathers for my
tying....and I really want to tie some dry flies and shouldn't I have been
sent a ROOSTER for cryin' out loud???? Where is that number again.....???
What Chris? You want to tie flys or have a girlfriend who looks like a feather boa? How do you know it ain't a rooster? Oh, if it lays any eggs, keep em warm and I'll pick em up. Nothin like an omlette in December. (Never ate a $100 egg before)
Murf
