Isn't Florida God's waiting room anyway?? Also, I think it is a requirement, to live there, you have to have your own oxygen tank and wear black socks, pulled up to your knees, with sandals and shorts no normal person would be caught dead in....

Bart
 
 
 
There are other requirements.  You have to enjoy FISHING TWELVE MONTHS OF THE 
YEAR,   GOLF and TENNIS YEAR ROUND,  BICYCLING TWELVE MONTHS OF THE YEAR !!
 
YOU MUST ALSO ENJOY :
catching 30 lb redfish on a fly
20 lb snook on a fly
120 tarpon on a fly
8 lb largemouth on a fly
50 bream on a fly
canoeing and yaking twelve months a year
wearing shorts  300 out of 365 days
 
You have to enjoy
 
selling your snow tires,
selling you bag of salt,
your snow shovels,  well i could go on,
 
BUT, I have to get ready for the next wave
of guests that will be coming from somewhere up north
to join us for the weekend.  IT SEEMS IT GETS COLD UP THERE
AND FOLKS LIKE TO BE HERE !!!
 
 
BTW,  send me your phone #.  If my daughter needs to be shoveled out
or a 4 wheel drive tow-- I may give you a call  !!
 
Jerry Goldsmith
 
 

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