You have been carefully selected (by your association on this list) to
receive this EXCLUSIVE offer to join the Blushing Bunny Hare's Ear Swap!
The Blushing Bunny Hare's Ear Swap of '03 will be an extravaganza of mirth
and delight for all who participate.
Here's what some real imaginary people have said about previous imaginary
Blushing Bunny Hare's Ear Swaps!
"I had so much fun. Really. I am a fun guy. Why is it that the top 1%
of the wealthiest people will get all these flies?"
Al Gore, Tennessee (but would like
to be in D.C.)
"Help, I'm tying and I CAN'T GET UP!"
Virginia Levin, Palm Beach, FL
"I had so much fun. It was much better than the Caddis swap...I want to
join it again and again...."
Byard Miller, New Hampshire
"I....think.....this.......is.....not.....the stupidest thing that I
have ever seen. You would.....have....to....be.....such a
moron.....not....to join......this.....swap again!"
Don Ordes, Casper, WY
"Mmmmmmm.....Blushing Bunny Nymphs!"
Homer the Trout, your local stream
Don't miss out on your opportunity to own a selection of 15, that's right,
FIFTEEN! of the coveted 2003 collection of Blushing Bunny Hare's Ear nymphs.
You will maze your friends and confound your enemies when you brandish your
selection of Wonderful Bugs tied by skilled artisans from across the world!
Act now! Time is running out! Spaces are limited!
As a special offer, those who join have an option to compete for fun and
prizes in the LAST ANNUAL "Blushing Tier" contest. Include with your flies
an either a REAL embarrassing story about your self or an imaginary (or
real) embarrassing story about DonO!! The winner of the contest will
recieve a spanking new 1997 quarter!
Don't Delay! Sign up NOW!!!!
Chris
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