DonO: Did you really mean "anals", or possibly "annals"? Your response may trigger another avalanche of ripping flames and pot-shots. No one would want to be referred to in the "anals of history", any more than they might want to be referred to as a redneck. I am confident that the answer will remain (as you may have already guessed) a secret.
Larry J >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 02/24/03 03:26PM >>> (Murf beat me to the punch, but here goes anyway.) OK, I'm hosting "The Secret Fly Swap". All entries must be a secret pattern hithertofore unknown in the anals of history, even though, obviously, I invented it. It also must be a #1 killer pattern that will catch chubs and great white sharks and everything in between. It can be your secret or someone else's secret, but no more than 2 people can know about it, or else it's not really a secret, is it? All patterns and flies will become the exclusive and sole property of the swapmeister, as I must fish them to prove their effectiveness and then publish them in my new book called "My Secret Fly Patterns". That way everyone will know about them and they can forever be called 'secret fly patterns'. Then I can get rich and retire to a secret trout stream only I know about. This swap is a secret. Burn this email 30 seconds after reading it. The swappers are a secret The due date is a secret Send $50 each with your secret flies What I do with that will be a secret What the heck am I doing? It's a secret. Your secret swapmeister, DOnO
