I know this is off topic...but I figured you folks would like this,
it is GREAT!!!!
DEAN...
CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED
SECURITY CONTROL MARKING: FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
Dear Terrorists:
I am a Naval Aviator. I was born and raised in a small town in New
England. I come from a family of five. I was raised in a middle
class home and taught my values by my mother and father. My dad
worked a series of jobs in finance and my Mom took care of us
kids. We were not an overly religious family but attended church
most Sundays. It was a nice small Episcopal Church. I have a
brother and sister and I am the youngest in my family.
I was the first in many generations to attend college. I have
flown Naval aircraft for 16 years. For me the flying was never a
lifelong dream or a "calling," it just happened. I needed a job
and I liked the challenge. I continue to do it today because I
feel it is important to give back to a nation, which has given so
much to me. I do it because although I will never be rich, my
family will be comfortable. I do it because many of my friends
have left for the airlines and someone has to do it. My
government has spent millions to train me to fly these
multimillion-dollar aircraft. I make about 70,000 dollars a year
and after 20 years will be offered a pension. I like baseball but
think the player's make too much money. I am in awe of firemen and
policemen and what they do each day for my community, and like
teachers, they just are not paid enough. I respect my elders
and always use sir or ma'am when addressing a stranger. I'm not
sure about kids these days but I think that is normal for every
generation. I voted for George Bush not for his IQ but because I
like him. I think I made a pretty good choice.
I tell you all this because when I come for you, I want you to know
me. I will not be hiding behind a woman or a child. I will not
be disguised or pretending to be something, I am not. I will be in
a US issue flight suit. I will be wearing standard US issue flight
gear, and I will be flying a navy aircraft clearly marked as a US
warplane. I wish we could meet up close in a small room where I
could wrap my hands around your throat and slowly squeeze the life
out of you but unfortunately you're hiding in a hole in the ground or
a building so we will have to do this a different way. I want you
to know also that I am very good at what I do. I can put a 2,000 lb
weapon through a window from 40,000 feet up. I generally only fly at
night so you may want to start sleeping during the day. I am not
eager to die for my country but I am willing to sacrifice my life to
protect it from animals like you.
I will do everything in my power to ensure no civilians are hurt as I
take aim at you. My countrymen are a forgiving bunch. Many are
already forgetting what happened on Sept 11th. Nevertheless, I
will not forget, and my President will not forget. I am coming.
I hope you know me a little bit better, see you soon...sleep tight,
if you can!
Signed.....
A Concerned US Naval Aviator (F-18 Driver, Call Sign WARLORD)
<<Rocky
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