Hello Ken at al: Have you guys got my DEE FLIES yet? Sent about 1.5 weeks ago Dave Potts Oregojn
On Tue, 18 Mar 2003 21:12:31 -0800 "Ken, Carolyn, Alex and Hershel" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: > With a fishing twist -- and apologies to anyone who may be > offended... > > > A GIRLS PRAYER > > Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep, > One who's handsome, smart and strong, > One who loves to listen long, > One who thinks before he speaks, > When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. > I pray that he is gainfully employed, > And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. > Pulls out my chair and opens my door, > Massages my back and begs to do more. > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, > Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?" > One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin, > In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen! > I pray that this man will love me to no end, > And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen > > > A GUY'S PRAYER > > Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who > owns a liquor store and likes to fish. Amen > > >
