>From another Group:> > 1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be > yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it > just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses > your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had > set it free....... You either married it or gave birth to it. > > 2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics > class pulls a hamstring. > > 3. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that > communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd > you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell > my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die." > > 4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. > > 5. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. > > 6. The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what > you're doing, someone else always does. > > 7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. > > 8. Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks > two sizes! > > 9. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. > > 10. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating > too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my > idea of a perfect day. > Gail Maki in SE MI
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