Hi Steve, The other one was funny. I'm afraid I find (probably others will too) that the obscenities in this one are offensive and therefore, not funny. This is not meant to be a flame, just a polite request to not post anything that contains foul language. Thanks Jim C
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Steve Brettell Sent: Sunday, August 31, 2003 8:44 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [VFB] More Fun Until someone tells me to shut up, I"m going to keep going with this: > > THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK > > > 1. "Okay, okay ! I take it back ... Unfuck you" > > > > 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing" > > > > 3. "Well , this day was a total waste of make-up" > > > > 4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine ?" > > > > 5. "Don't bother me ... I'm living happily ever after" > > > > 6. "Do I look like a people person ?" > > > > 7. "This isn't an office ... It's hell with fluorescent lighting" > > > > 8. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left" > > > > 9. "Therapy is expensive ... Popping bubble wrap is cheap ... You > > choose" > > > > 10. "I'm not crazy ... I've been in a very bad mood 30 years" > > > > 11. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer" > > > > 12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet ?" > > > > 13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" > > > > 14. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you >haven't gone > > to sleep yet" > > > > 15. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." > > > > 16. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." > > > > 17. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." > > > > 18. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead." > > > > 19. "Wait ... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality" > > > > 20. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done." > > > > 21. "Ambivalent ? Well yes and no." > > > > 22. "You look like shit ... Is that the style now ?" > > > > 23. "Earth is full ... Go home." > > > > 24. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego ?" > > > > 25. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." > > > > 26. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth." > > > > 27. "You are depriving some village of an idiot." > > > > 28. "If assholes could fly , this place would be a fucking >airport" > > >HG .... stressed at work > --- Steve, In Maryland ____________________________________________________________ Get advanced SPAM filtering on Webmail or POP Mail ... Get Lycos Mail! http://login.mail.lycos.com/r/referral?aid=27005
