Mike,
Since it's obvious now that you can't invent anything that I haven't already
thought about, maybe your aspirations should be to make it to the vaunted
"VFB Renegade" list, compiled by or #1 renegade, Jimmy Moore. I sure he'll
post it later for your perusal and consideration.
Deb Duran was able to make the renegade list quite quickly by posing as
'Peta Sally' and getting half the list riled up enough to choke an
environmentalist just because.
Jerry Goldsmith is in the VFB Renegade Hall of Fame for inventing Kosher
Flies that won't catch any fish without fins and scales.
Bob Haering was a front-runner for induction until an anonymous female trout
surfaced the day before the election ("Dirty Tricks Thursday") and accused
Bob of groping her just before the release. Bob has refused public comment,
but off vfb he admitted he did give her an affectionate squeeze. You make
the call.
Byard spends too much time in his rubber pants and not enough time
supervising his kids here.
Whatever you do, don't mention rod spines! Oh Ohh...there it is. whoops.
And don't forget our Euorpean contingent. They're all asleep now, but we
don't hold it against them that they were born on the wrong side of the
planet. Yes, the sun does rise on Japan first, but I slept late and didn't
start inventing things until America was in the sun. So that other
hemisphere is always playing catchup with second-day ideas. Yes, they did
have the "Garden of Eden", but the "House of Eden" is here in Wyoming.
Adam & Eve were tourists caught off guard while on vacation in Europe. This
is still going on today.
Again, welcome to the list. We do get around to discussing flies and
fishing sooner or later.
DonO
