WORDS YAWL WILL HEAR IN SUTHIN FLY FISHIN - by Jimmy D
Ast: Don't ast me my favorite stream. It makes me mad.
Awl - Ah like yore fishin car, but it shore uses lotsa awl.
AY-rab - Ay-rabs don't have any trout streams
Bard - He bard my fly rod and nevuh brought it bak.
Bawl - that gal Bawled when she lost thet ten-pounder.
Bound to - Too much beer is bound to muss up your castin stroke.
Carry - Can ya'll carry me down to the river so's I can fish a little?
Comin' up a cloud - Coming up a cloud, we'd better git out of the water.
Crine - You crine cause you dint catch a fish?
Dawfin - Jew see at Dawfin jumping?
Dayum - Dayum. I lost him!
Drank - You wanna drank of this Jim Beam?
Eat up with - That guy's just eat up with fly fishin.
Far - Ah recon it's time to build a far and fry the trout.
Favor - That trout sure favors one I caught last week.
Fixin - I'm fixin to dig me some worms. Ain't catching doodly on these flies.
Get shet of - I'm gonna get shet of that ragged ole vest! Like hell I am!
Hep - Ah can't hep you if'n you don't quit hookin my ear.
Heepa - yawl'er in a heepa truble, boy. See that "no fishin" sign.
Idinit - Too hot to fish, idinit it?
Idy - I have no idy why them trout won't hit that perfect fly
Jevver - Jevver catch two trout at onct?
Jew - Did jew want a bottle of Shiner?
Keer - Thet boy don't keer nuthin' bout fly fishin.
Kindly - Kindly looks like a caddis hatch.
Law - Got yore fishin license? Here comes the Law.
Lawst - This road don't go nowhere, we's lawst.
Libel - You go fishin today, yore wife's libel to kill you
Mah - Anybody seen mah waders?
Mash - Mash that button on yore fly reel.
Mere - That lake's as clear as a Mere.
Nairn - Nairn of them fish was big enuff to keep.
Nome - Nome, I din't hook yore ear on purpose.
Ovair - lookit that trout risin ovair.
Own - Put yore waders own.
Peppuh - This trout needs more peppuh on it.
Quare - That's a "quare" looking fish.
Qui-etus - Muddy up the water and you'll put a "qui-eatus" on the caddis hatch.
Ratcheer - Put them fish down ratcheer.
Recon - I recon I'll try nuther fly. This'n shore ain't workin.
Rernt - He cast that fly rod so ruff he's plum rernt it.
Sebmup - You want co-cola or sebmup?
Tacky - Yore fishin outfit is plum "tacky".
Tar - Ya'll got a spare tar for that car?
Tarred - I'm too tarred to go fishin.
Ugly - Don't be ugly to yore fishin buddy.
Unnuther - You want unnuther swig of Jim Beam?
Wuk - Does he still wuk, or does he fish full-time.
Yawl - Where yawl goin to fish at?
Zackly - Don't zackly know whut happen, but I lost thet fish.
Zat - Zat yo fly up in at tree?
