Instructions for tying the "Authentic" KC5RCW, ( Royal Canadian Whiskey), Fly
Beverage; 1 "5th" of Canadian whiskey Hook; Whatcha Got Tail; Whatever Body; "Some of That" Wing; 2 Hackle; Sometimes Head; Large and foamy 1; in a 16 oz glass pour it half full of the Wisky, the other 1/4 with coke. 2; drink beverage while looking at vise. 3; finish beverage and poor anothr, maybe more wisky this time, the last was a little weak. 4; while enjoying bevrdg put hok in vice. 5; refill bevredge due to almost spillong it getting hook in vise, mor wiky me thinks, bubbles tickled my nose. 6; tie in tale after diping in glass, ( atractant). 7; finish beverage, go to kitchen and get more, botle is missteriouly empty, ( check cats breath on the way). 8; Sit at bench haveing another beverage trying to remember what you came back for.... 9; wake up in morning with terible pain in face, remove 8/0 hook from nose and poor another glass of pain killer. 10; Stumble into local fly shop, ( 340 miles away) and bye latest "Hot" fly for swap..... ...8^), just funnin Jimi
