1. You wade in your "brogans" and do it "bare legged"
2. Your flies are made from corn silk. If you don't catch anything, you can at least smoke them.
3. You've mounted your Orvis Battenkill on a cane pole with a tip guide only
4. You wear a Hiawaain "flower-dee" shirt on the stream
5. Your fishing cap has "CAT" embroidered on the front.
6. Your have the imprint of a Skoal snuff can on the vest pocket of your "Over-alls"
7. You spit snuff juice on your fly as a fish attractant
8. You spit snuff juice onto the water because it intoxicates the "chubs"
9. Your beard below your mouth is yellowish from the snuff drool
10.Your fishing car/truck has "wash me" written in the dirt on the back
11 You have a supply of fresh worms just in case.
12.Your over-all galluses serve as a lanyard for your fishing tools
13.Your leader is made from real cat gut
14. Your neck really is red!
I could go on and on, but I thought ya'll might like to finish this thing for me!!!!! ROTF
JIMMY D
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Jimmy D. Moore - Author,Outdoor Writer, TOWA, Texas Fish & Game, VP Chapter Affairs GRTU, FFF
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