Dear Deb,
You can't tie #32's because insanity is only SETTING IN!  You're just not
there yet.
When you're COMPLETELY TOTALLY INSANE, you WILL be able to tie #32's
(Mustads even).
It's part of the clinical test, and you'll even receive a card for your
wallet/purse.
Ask Dean Endress- he'll vouch for me.

Thbbbbbt!    ;o)

dONoDeMenTO


----- Original Message ----- 
From: Deborah Duran
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, December 20, 2003 8:01 AM
Subject: Re: [VFB] Size 32's flies and insanity setting in!.....


Jimmy
Are you still mad at me about the worm thing?   I tried really hard to get
into boyscouts as a young kid.  They just wouldn't let me in!!!    As a
result I learned how to crossstitch instead of survival tactics.   :)
Anyway I guess some people just know when to call it quits and go share
their fish stories over a good brew!!!   <vbg>
Deb
----- Original Message ----- 
From: Jimmy D. Moore
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Saturday, December 20, 2003 9:46 AM
Subject: [VFB] Size 32's flies and insanity setting in!.....


The VFB Lady Jokester strikes again!  "Trying to tie size 32's is like
trying to . . . . . . ??????

:-P JIMMY  D

Deborah Duran wrote:

Allan
Well I decided to get out my midge kit....  courtesy of Allan Fish and Don
O.   You see Hans sent me a wee hook (size 32 gold mustad) and the only
material I could think of to fit the wee hook was in my box of stuff you
guys sent me.....     Well I was going to tie a Royal Trude to match Don O's
Coachman.  I decided to start with the 28's you sent me to "warm up" and
practice my idea.   Well two broken 28's later I'm down to tying an
Adams....   one more 28 later it becomes some kind of an emerger with a
mallard tail and polypropelene wing.  <vbg>   But I do have SEGMENTS!!  I'm
quite proud of my self until Byard reminds me that Hans blows everything up
larger than life!!!!   I need a second chance ....    May be next year......
aaaauuuugh!
Deb


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