Hook: Alec Jackson Blue Spey hook, size 1.5
Thread: Danville Florescent Orange 6/0
Tag: Danville Oval Tinsel, size 14
Tail: Guinea fibers, dyed blue
Body: Florescent Orange Seal fur, picked out
Rib: Danville Oval Tinsel, size 14
Throat/Hackle: Orange Krystal Flash
Wing: Dark Blue Krystal Flash over Blue Polar Bear over Dark Blue Krystal Flash over Blue Arctic Fox
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From: "Jimmy D. Moore" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: JOKE FOR THE DAY Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2003 07:17:08 -0600
BY THE WAY, IT LOOKS LIKE THE VFB SERVER IS DOWN AGAIN!!
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around him.
The woman began pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man didn't move. The woman went ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turned yellow.
The woman began to blow the car horn, flipped him off and screamed curses at the man.
The man, hearing the commotion, looked up, saw the yellow light and accelerated through the intersection just as the light turned red.
The woman was beside herself, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in 'mid-rant' she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious -looking policeman.
The policeman told her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in sight. She complied, speechless at that was happening.
After she shut off the engine, the policeman ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. She got out of the car and he ordered her to turn and place her hands on her car. She turned, paced her hands on the roof of her car and quickly was cuffed and was hustled into the patrol car. She was too bewildered by the chain of events to ask any questions and was driven to the police station where she was fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door for her. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer was waiting with her personal effects
He handed her a bag containing her things and said, "I'm really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping that guy off and cussing a blue streak at the car in front of you, and then I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' and 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper stickers, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed that you had stolen someone else's car."
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