An elderly member oa a distinguished fishing club became so bored during the winter closed season that he started taking his fly boxes to bed. His wife, plucking an errant Blue Charm from a sensitive part of her anatomy, possibly in the dead of night, had a legitimate complaint. She, a good woman at heart, allowed him back into her bed, with his boxes, providing he counted his flies before and after.
Conrad Voss Bark A Fly on the Water [1986]
-- JIMMY D. MOORE
Outdoor Humor Writer. Author of "MOON HOLLER MISFITS" Member Texas Outdoor Writers Association
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