I don't normally do this but the list is slow.
A young lady who had returned from a tour through Italy with her father
informed a friend that he liked all the Italian cities, but most of all
he loved Venice.
"Ah, Venice, to be sure!" said the friend. "I can readily understand
that your father would like Venice with its gondolas, and St. Markses
and Michelangelos."
"Oh, no,' the young lady interrupted, "it wasn't that. He liked it
because he could sit in the hotel and fish from the window."
