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Subject: Game Warden!
This is what to do if you get caught with a full bucket! Ole's younger brother Quentin Jahnson was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleye and he had two buckets of fish. The game warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" Quin replied, "No, sir! I didn't catch em. Dese here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" the warden replied. "Ya sure, you betcha." answered Quin. "Every night I take dese fish here down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while. Den I vhistle and dey yump back into deir buckets and I take dem home." "That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." said the game warden. Quin looked at the game warden with an _expression_ of great hurt, and then said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll jus show you den. It really does vork, don'tcha know?" "O.K. I've got to see this!," said the warden. The game warden was really curious now. So Quin poured the fish into the lake and stood waiting. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Quin and said, "Well?" "Vell vhat?" responded Quin. "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" asked Quin. "The fish!" "Vhat fish? |
