Welcome to the VFB Renegade Club!
JIMMY D
1. You send "double posts" to the list.
2. You let people know you're available for a "Chat"
3. Your name is DonO, Jimmy, Jimi, Deb, Murph, or one of the A(l)le(a)n's - Alan / Allen
4. You forget which fly swaps you're in.
5. You know what ROTFLMAO means.
6. You forget to send postage with your swap flies.
7. You always add your 2 cents worth to a controversial "thread".
8. You give "Atta Boys" more than five times a day.
9. You call'em as you see'em and some that you don't see.
10.You think that DonO's flies are ugly.
11.You don't believe that Federation is Richard's last name.
12.You've never received a personal post from Henk or Hans.
13.You try to revive the threads on furled leaders or "spine vs Spline".
14.You check into the chat room as Byard, but you're not Byard!
15.You check into the chat room as Heather, Darlene, or other strange female name.
16.You gripe about too many VFB emails.
17.Your name is Bart, Larry, Dean, Jerry, Rick or Bob +++++.
18.You still use your baitcasting rod and reel.
19.You fish with live worms
20.You own a bass boat.
21.You think that Keith's last name is Piss ant, not Passant!
22.You screwed up in translating English to German for Rene.
23.You think Paul Marriner is a sea captain.
24.You think Allan is a Fish.
25.And lastly, Byard has reprimanded you!
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Jimmy D. Moore - Retired Scout Executive, BSA, Moderator Fly Fishing World Email List, TOWA, VFB, HCFF, GRTU, FFF, NAFC - Life Member. Contributor - Texas Fish & Game Magazine. Outdoor Humor Writer. Author of "MOON HOLLER MISFITS" Click URL below for info.
http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html
"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to a Quarterback."
Jimmy D. Moore [2004]
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