HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT TO THIS AND OTHER LIST MEMBERS???  THE SPELLING OF MY NICKNAME IS M-U-R-F NOT M-U-R-P-H.  I even have a website (surfmurf.com) that spells it right.  Sheesh!  Guess I'm a bit tense as I have to tie about 4 dozen flys tonight for Byard's third visit to my cabin this summer (finally got him a key so he didn't have to wait out on the porch).  We seem to be in a catching battle where I either lose big to him and never hear the end of it or I edge him out and he excuses himself because I was "on the stream longer" or "had the better holes".
 
Hey BYARD!!!  I'm tyin some of those winger mayflys and Howard's segmented secret flys tonight so you better get ready.  Yeah, I got my Marc P secret tool out too, got plenty of floro and I'm tyin some crayfish to link up with my TOOBIES weight system (all available at LinesEnd.com�) to outfish your sorry a**!  BTW, I got a tiny piece of cheese left from your last foray I didn't finish since it recently took on a blue rash.  To make it all better, I've got a quart of dill flowers and cracked garlic cloves soaking in vinegar to add to one of my signature dishes.
 
Not Murf, just an imposter trying to get his a** in big trouble with the VFB oversight CEO

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