VFBers of all genders, shapes, sizes, hair colors, and even the ones that drive Fords:
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Hear Ye! I am sending out a call for 15 brave volunteers, neigh, 15 Adventurous Souls eager to push the limits of courage and endurance. Now is the time, sports fans, to enter the first, and only, annual CZECH IT OUT! Nymph swap. The Rules: Tie some Czech nymphs. Fifteen of them, to be exact. Have them tied and shipped to lovely Goleta, CA by October 1st, 2004. The Benefits: As if having another 1.25 dozen flies under your Sans-a-belts isn't enough of an incentive... When will you ever again be able to tie a fly whose name has WAY too many consonants...(note...Welsh Fly swap will commence following Czech nymph swap)? YOU WILL RECEIVE - CUSTOM, LIMITED EDITION, CZECH IT OUT! NYMPHS from 14 other tiers scattered from "here" to "there" - from the Central Coast of California to the place that can only be described as "the residence of the participant who lives farthest from the Central Coast of California." Now is the time to test your mettle by binding fur to metal - join the First and Last Annual CZECH IT OUT! Nymph swap. Ten Mistr, Chris Broomell (THE SMALL PRINT) offernotvalidforaustrianscurrentlyemployedasgovernorofcaliforniaorforcur rentorpotentialcandidatesforthepresidencyoftheunitedstatesofamericaiains hortanddonoshoulddefinitelyjointhisswapsoshoulddebandalsoanyoneofanyslov akdescentas thiswouldprovidealittlemoreauthenticitytotheswapmaybewecouldgetthepopeno waithe'spolishnevermind
