"Said the Royal Wulf to the Elk Hair Caddis - "How can you see with all that bushy hair hanging over your face?" The Elk Hair Caddis slowly turned in the current and replied - "How can you breathe with your waist cinched so tight ?" The Chernoble Ant, lazily kicking his little legs, had been very quiet as the insults kept going back and forth. Finally, kicking his way over to them he asked - " Both of you guys live the good life and don't know it. How would you like to wear a "foam overcoat" all summer long?"

Yeah, I know. I'm full of it! RAN OUT OF QUOTES, so, you know me, the creative juices started flowing.

JIMMY  D




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Jimmy D. Moore - Retired Scout Executive, BSA, Moderator Fly Fishing World Email List, TOWA, VFB, HCFF, GRTU, FFF, NAFC - Life Member. Contributor - Texas Fish & Game Magazine. Outdoor Humor Writer. Author of "MOON HOLLER MISFITS" Click URL below for info.


http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html

"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to a Quarterback."

Jimmy D. Moore [2004]
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