This one hits a little too close to home. I haven't slept with my flies but they have found there way - some how into my wife's underwear. Not to nice - the scream and the subsequent "MIKE!!!!!" She was the biggest thing I have hooked. That wasn't said to her though. She was not happy.
Mike ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jimmy D. Moore" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 3:43 AM Subject: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY > " An elderly member of a distinguished fishing club became so bored with > the winter closed season that he started taking his fly boxes to bed. > The wife, plucking an errant Blue Charm from a sensitive part of her > anatomy, possibly in the dead of night, had a legitimate complaint. A > good woman at heart, she allowed him back into her bed, with his boxes, > provided he counted his flies before and after." > > Conrad Voss Bark > "A Fly On The Water" (1986) > > ======================================================== > Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.) > > Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", � > http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html > Humorist, half-assed poet, and sometimes red-neck Texan. > ******************************************************************** > "Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback." > > Jimmy D. Moore - � [2004] > ======================================================== > > > > > > > > >
