Bill,
Do YOU feel like you're a tying fanatic?
I know you're a fishing fanatic.
Join us in group tonight to find out.
That's where I have an advantage.
I'm ALWAYS in group therapy.  :o)

DonO

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bill" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, December 20, 2004 4:08 PM
Subject: [VFB] Borderline you decide - FOFF


> My brother say's I qualify... you folks decide.
>
> Comments on any rules?
>
>
> 1. Raising genetic birds, exotics, or game for tying purposes.
>
> Not this one.
>
> 2. Anything involving the family pet(s) and the ensuing procurement of
tying
> materials, including whiskers for antennae.
>
> Yes both cat and dog. *Hint - simese cat hair makes a great spiky body and
> sinks really well.
>
> 3. Causing a traffic jam in your pursuit of road kill.  Knows how to
de-bug
> road kill.
>
> I'm guilty... satsop road.
>
> 4. Making your own hooks
>
> Not me...
>
> 5. Dyeing your own materials not to save money, but to get 'just the
right'
> shade.
>
> I would rather spend time tying then dying...
>
> 6. Anyone who uses bark, tea leaves, roots, etc to dye materials.
>
> Nope...
>
> 7. Taking a vacation to tie flies, or make fly tying shows as a tier on a
> regular basis.
>
> No way... Fly tying is just not good enough. They must also be Fished in
the
> same vacation.
>
> 8.  Searches through waste cans/dumpsters for tying supplies.
>
> OK, so I have been known to do this.
>
> 9.  Name on 'call list' at taxidermist (at least one) for scraps, tails,
> etc.
>
> Left my name but they never call back.
>
> 10.  Owns more tying gear and materials than fishing gear.
>
> Hmmm... maybe.
>
> 11.  People think of you first as "The fly tier", even before your
> profession.
>
> Nah...
>
> 12.  Has more fur and feathers than he/she could ever use in a lifetime,
and
> sees no reason not to collect more.
>
> Need more...
>
> 13.  Has a library for fly-tying.
>
> Small but growing.
>
> 14.  Has an dedicated area for fly tying that never gets used for anything
> else.
>
> Yes... Tying table is on the right.
> http://www.graysharborcomputer.com/flyfish/images/101004/bench1-lg.jpg
>
>
> 15.  The first use-consideration for any container is fly materials, and
> people know to save them for you.
>
> Yep. Altoid tins.
>
> 16.  Ties a 19/0 fly, then a size 32 Mustad fly.  (Need that one so I can
> get in)
>
> Yikes...
>
> 17.  Takes up photography, buys gear, just to support/photograph the
> flytying hobby.
>
> Photos of fly's & fish!
> http://www.graysharborcomputer.com/flyfish/adventure.htm
>
>
> 18.  Has a web site for flytying.
>
> OK, OK... yes. http://www.graysharborcomputer.com/flyfish/
>
>
> 19.  Gets a rush from seeing Whiting Cree or exotic bird plumage.
>
> OK, so I slobber all over the cree...
>
> 20.  Ties classic Atlantic Salmon Flies
>
> No but, that is coming as soon I can stop tying trout fly's to fish with.
>
> 21.  You open a fly shop.
>
> That's when I retire.
>
> 22.  You own a Whiting stuffed rooster, and then name him.
>
> You guy's are crazy!
>
> 23.  You meister mega-fly swaps, and then actually do it again, and again.
>
> I've meistered my share... none of em' big or mega.
>
> 24.  You enter more fly swaps than sit out.
>
> Not enough time.
>
> 25.  You actually tie all of your flies for all swaps you enter.
>
> YES I DO!
>
> 26.  Ties professionally although they have a job that pays the bills.
>
> You guy's are still crazy!
>
> Back under my tying pedistal...
>
> Bill P.
> www.graysharborcomputer.com/flyfish/
>
>
>
>
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