Actually Deb, as I began to write, I was originally going to ask what
the fishing women on the list had to promise to get out of the house and
then decided that it might be a dangerous question.  I'll have to have
my wife knit me a scarf.  Tongue firmly in cheek.

Lane

-----Original Message-----
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On Behalf Of Deborah Duran
Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2005 10:07 AM
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Subject: RE: [VFB] FISHING

May I remind you that you are in mixed company.....  and at 5:30 AM
don't
forget to take a scarf also.    :)
Deb

-----Original Message-----
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Behalf Of Lane McKellar
Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2005 12:01 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [VFB] FISHING

I just got married in June so I am beginning to understand.
Lane

Married Life... 
Four married guys went fishing. 

After an hour, the following conversation took place... 

First guy: 

"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house
next weekend." 

Second guy: 

"That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a new deck for
the pool." 

Third guy: 

"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel
the kitchen for her." 

They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said
a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?" 

Fourth guy: 

"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the
clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex," and she said,
"Wear a sweater."



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