In response to Jimmy's Quote of the day I thought it would be appropriate to post the following story. Although it is not FF related it does relate to the Quote of the day. Enjoy.........
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day. They both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. He asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, where upon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity." St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then she spits into the toilet and pulls the lever. St. Peter says, "Okay, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's most exquisite creations and you turn me down. She simply gargles and spits and she gets in. Would you explain that to me? Sorry, Dolly," St. Peter says, "but even in Heaven a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are." Sorry Jimmy!!!!!! Buck...... -- Buck Hall Coldwater, OH [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://users.adelphia.net/~ehall77
