"Said the Royal Wulf to the Elk Hair Caddis - "How can you see with all that bushy hair hanging over your face?" The Elk Hair Caddis slowly turned in the current and replied - "How can you breathe with your waist cinched so tight ?" The Chernoble Ant, lazily kicking his little legs, had been very quiet as the insults kept going back and forth. Finally, kicking his way over to them he asked - " Both of you guys live the good life and don't know it. How would you like to wear a "foam overcoat" all summer long?"
Yeah, I know. I'm full of it!
JIMMY D
-- ******************************************************************* Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist and half-assed Texan.
Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", © http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html ******************************************************************** "Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback." Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004] *******************************************************************
