RE: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY

[mark romero]

LMAO, hey Jimmy......how you been Bro? (private, dig?) Been missin' the 
"quotes." Man i'd hate to see what them three would be like in a casino, 
rotmff. Take care, mark

From: "Jimmy D. Moore" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: <vfb@troutnet.com>
To: <vfb@troutnet.com>, [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 07:49:17 -0500
TO list owners, Byard Miller, Chris Cook and Bill Higdon

I know this is a Joke, not a Quote and should have gone out to my Joke Club 
membership,  but it was too good not to pass on to my friends on the VFB, 
FFW and HCFF fly fishing email lists.  BY THE WAY, IT IS DEFINITELY FISHING 
RELATED :-P

Have a Great Day, and take a look at the joke below.

JIMMY  D
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with 
the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on 
the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing 
licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game 
Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have 
magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom 
of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were 
horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law 
against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want."

And with that, the Game Warden left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of 
sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish 
Cop," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there 
are Steelheads in this river?"

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Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past 
VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary.  Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist and 
half-assed Texan.

Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", �  
http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html

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"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as 
the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback."

Jimmy D. Moore - � [2004]
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