Touché Demento.....
More truth than fiction.

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities and his
intent to cause you and yours harm. In your hand is a Colt .45 Government
Model and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family.

What would you do?

Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids?  Could a violent action on my part traumatize them? Could I
possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of  his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy
with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be
content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing!   I need
to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come  to a
conclusion.

Conservative Answer: BANG! BANG!...............BANG!
Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
(sounds of magazine being ejected and fresh one installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!
(sound of second magazine being ejected, and another being inserted)


That's bad...

Demento's turn...



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