Yeah, and I've had Four major stomach surgeries, since 1992 and have not been able to drink ANYTHING carbonated since then.. What I would not do, or give for a Big Ol RC LOL, Chuck
----- Original Message ----- From: "Eddie D" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, August 02, 2005 9:49 PM Subject: Re: [VFB] Southern Astrology > Quoting Chuck: > > >Hey, I'm a moon Pie, which is VERY fitting, cause my Daddy worked for RC > >cola for 30 yrs, and ANYBODY who is from the South, been in the South etc, > >KNOWS what an RC and Moon pie is all about LOL, Chuck > > RC Cola and Moon Pie is the southern version of Champaine and Caviar > > > -Eddie > > > > > >From: "Chuck Alexander" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Reply-To: <[email protected]> > >To: <[email protected]> > >Subject: Re: [VFB] Southern Astrology > >Date: Tue, 2 Aug 2005 19:09:31 -0500 > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: "Desert Eagle" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: <[email protected]> > >Sent: Tuesday, August 02, 2005 5:55 PM > >Subject: [VFB] Southern Astrology > > > > > > > Fish is mentioned, (in July), so this is fishing related...;-) > > > Jimi > > > > > > Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that > > > read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the > > > people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners > > > understand. What's your southern sign? > > > > > > > > > OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the > > > inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back > > > over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do > > > something good each day if you try. > > > > > > CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A > > > Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and > > > has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful; they may > > > surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with > > > Catfish and Okra. > > > > > > BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. > > > You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you fe el the need to > > > bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very > > > intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. You love to stay > > > busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to > > > marry you, so don't worry about it. > > > > > > MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of > > > time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of > > > Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry > > > anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going > > > to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the > > > year to think about aerobics.... Maybe not. > > > > > > POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, > > > possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't > > > bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people > > > actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not > > > psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. > > > Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and > > > mind your own business. > > > > > > CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an > > > office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the > > > beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to > > > the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, > > > but you have very, very good heads. > > > > > > COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. > > > They love to get in "the melting pot" of life and share their essence > > > with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social > > > workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal > > > life goes, if you are collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't > > > work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. > > > > > > CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of > > > the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. > > > You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work > > > and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear > > > surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should > > > stay away from Moon Pies. > > > > > > GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like > > > yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. > > > You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a > > > club Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, > > > butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have > > > all these things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart. > > > > > > BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help > > > your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends > > > and loved ones, may f ind that your personality is much too salty, and > > > their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much > > > softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you > > > want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road > > > of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for > > > you. Boiled peanuts and Catfish what a delicacy! > > > > > > > > > BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party > > > because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter > > > Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at > > > home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, > > > you should find happiness with a Moon Pie. > > > > > > ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough > > > exterior but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. For you a > > > good evening would be old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and > > > insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions > > > and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today You're almost > > > prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want > > > to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky > > > mating possibility. > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > > > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > > > Version: 7.0.338 / Virus Database: 267.9.7/60 - Release Date: 7/28/05 > > > > > > >
