And here's what happened 4 hours later:

  When we got back to land, Buggs took a look around him and then a look
straight up. "Hmmmmm... a helicopter would really be something. We'll rent
when we go here next time." I agreed. Of course I realized that it would
cost REALLY much... but on the other hand, Buggs ain't a youngster anymore.
Another road trip in that terrain would cost him what's left of his already
ancient hips.
  Though, this air idea brought up another problem. We didn't know the name
of the place so we had no destination info to give the pilot. We couldn't
"lead" him there either. Buggs has problems with flying so he would be lying
with his head in a bucket... and I had been asleep this entire road trip, so
I didn't know the way. "Hmmmmmmmmmmm...."

  Suddenly he flew up and rushed into the bushes. I assumed that he felt the
sausages building up pressure... since my own were doing the same. (Next
time I will be the one in the food committee.) I left for some other
bushes... far away from his. When I came back I saw him standing there with
a big smile. "Look here!", he said and pointed to the ground in front of his
feet. Apparently, he hadn't had a problem with expired date sausages. What
he had been doing was collecting branches and stones and with this he had
formed big letters on the ground. 'ECALP TERCES S'RETSEJ DNA 'SGGUB'.
  I asked him what the heck it was. He answered "Now we can just tell the
pilot to fly southeast and we will get here by himself. This says 'BUGGS'
AND JESTER'S SECRET PLACE'... backwards... so he can read it from the air."
  A message to the pilot was a good idea, I admit that. But I really didn't
think he was a complete moron. How the heck would THIS message work? A
10-year old would see the serious need of editing. If it says to the pilot
that it is a 'secret' place... then he still won't know when he see it.

  So I removed the word 'TERCES'... and next year we'll have no problem
getting there.

/Jester




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Jimmy,

Was that Jester Boudreaux on the trip with me?  You didn't tell the rest of
the story.

When I caught that fish, I turned to Jester and said "This is the best spot
so far, so next time we gotta start here.  But how can we find this same
spot next time?"  Jester said "I got a way."  And he leaned over the side of
the boat and drawed a big 'X' on the side of the boat, saying "See, now I
marked the spot."

I said "Jester, you dummie!  How you know we gonna git this same BOAT the
next time??!!!!"

Buggs

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From: Jimmy D. Moore
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A Fishy Story:

Buggs and Jester go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the
reels, the rods, the waders, a drift boat, the truck, and even a cabin in
the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing
happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until
finally, on the last day of their vacation, Buggs catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed, Buggs turns to Jester. and
says,  "Do you realize that this one lousy fish I caught cost us fifteen
hundred dollars?"

Jester says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"








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