The Scientists have consulted- results are in:
 
Fly classification Chart
 
Domain    -  Fishing (As opposed to frogging? gatoring?)
Kingdom   -  Flies (as opposed to lures)
Division (Phylum)    - Freshwater (as opposed to Saltwater)
    Sub-division (Sub-phylum)- (Coldwater, warmwater, brackish water?)
Kind         -  Wet (as opposed to dry- duh)
Class         -  Softbody (as opposed to epoxy, flex-o, ribbing, etc.)
Order      -   Attractor (as opposed to realistic, etc.)
Family       -  Buggers (as opposed to streamers)
Genus        -  Peppers (as opposed to sealies?)
Species        -   Chilly (as opposed to hotties)
    Sub-species   -  Tony's (as opposed to Jester's. bead-head, gold ribbed, barbell-eyed, etc)
Variant        -  Copper-tinsel Bodied (as opposed to the original whatteveritwas)
Hybrid      -   Egg-sucking Chili-Pepper - self explanatory
Perversion   -   Wounded Chili-Pepper - requires an explanation
Mutant       -  Glow-in-the-Dark Wounded, Egg-Sucking Chili-Pepper- blame it on the meds, no explanation
    Sub-Mutant- Starving G-D, W, E-S C-P  (ask Deb)
    Deviant Mutant - 14/0 Fantasy Fly & larger
    Rubber Room Deviant - #32 Mustad
 
Now.  At what stage can one say he/she INVENTED a pattern?  One could just say now " Well, that's not a new pattern.  It's a sub-mutant variant hybrid sub-species of a so-and so fly."
 
Buggs

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