IF YOU BOAT LONG ENOUGH, YOU WILL LAUNCH WITHOUT YOUR DRAIN PLUG. I DID
IT THE FIRST TIME I USED MY BRAND NEW BIG BASS BOAT, ALMOST SUNK BEFORE
FIGUREING OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
JIMMY D
Deborah Duran wrote:
ROTFL!!! I cant believe youd actually put all that in writing. We may
have to get you to write a book like Jimmy D!
You better change the names though. I can almost guess who some of these
guys are.
I love this list!
Hee Hee Hee
Deb
www.uftri.org
www.linesend.com
-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Jerry Goldsmith
Sent: Wednesday, July 05, 2006 1:37 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: [VFB] You Might be a Renegade VFB'er If . . .
YOU MIGHT BE A RENEGADE VFB'er IF,
1. You have hosted over 20 anglers from VFB +/or FF@
in the last few years. (esp. if they usually stay at your house
and 3 or 4 have caught their largest ever warm water fish out of the
dinky ½ acre pond in your backyard !!)
2. You are moving for the 3rd time in the last 7 years and you are moving
boxes and
bins of tying materials for the 3rd and they have never been opened or
used.
3. You are definitely a RENEGADE VFBr if you have gotten up at
4 AM and are so out of it that as you are pulling your boat out of the
garage,
you hit the garage door closer by habit. And as the garage door slowly
descends.
your outboard motor completely rips out the bottom two panels of your
garage door.
4. And Finally !! You are a RENEGADE VFBr if you have gotten stuck in the
mud
up to your cheeks and the first guy who comes to help slides in RIGHT
BEHIND
you, in exactly the same whole that you are in (Brokeback flyfishing) and
it takes
3 other people to get you and your now VERY GOOD friend out of the muck.
JG
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Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP.
Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist, half-assed Texan
and collector of classic bamboo fly rods and classic golf clubs
Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", ©
JIMMY D's Fly Fishing Website http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/
JIMMY D'S Classic & Antique Golf Club Site
http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/rayadoclassicgolfclubs
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"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the
ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback."
Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004]
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