Two guys are quietly sitting in a boat, just off the side of the road, fly-fishing and drinking beer.
A funeral procession passes by up on the road and one of the guys stands up and puts his hat over his heart, bows his head, and waits in deep respect for the procession to pass. When it was past, his buddy said in amazement, "Wow, Bud. I didn't know you was such a respectful guy. That was touching, the amount of respect you showed." Bud replied "Heck, I wuz married to her for 40 years. It was the least I could do."
