ROTFLMBO !!! ( I had to use the feather. Noah only had two worms ! )
(That's also why Noah said he was glad he brought me- I was 'worth my salt'.) Buggs chimes in... " 'tis the seasoning to be jolly... *hic* " ----- Original Message ----- From: Jimmy D. Moore To: [email protected] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 10:23 AM Subject: [VFB] QUOTE FOR THE DAY "Without a doubt, saltwater fish are smarter than their freshwater cousins. Also, saltwater fish fight harder and longer than freshwater species. It goes without saying that saltwater fishermen are smarter than freshwater fishermen. Ergo, since I primarily fish salt, I'm smarter than any of you trout anglers. Of course, I already knew all this since I invented salt water fishing right after the waters went down and the Ark settled. At that time there was no fresh water left, so I had to come up with a rig to take the salt out in order that the handfull of us humans and the other animals getting off the Ark would have fresh water to drink. This was the original de-salination process. During the de-salination process, a feather from one of the eagles fell into my lap while I was fashioning a hook to catch saltwater fish for us to eat. I didn't have the heart to kill and eat any of the fish or other animals I'd saved from the great flood. I thought to myself - ' why not tie the feather onto the hook? Surely it can't hurt anything.' It sure didn't. I caught fish right and left, as opposed to the meager catches I'd gotten on worms before the great flood. So there you have it. I DonO Ordes invented fysshing with a fleie thereby saving the world." Don Ordes "How I Saved the World" ;-) :-P :-D -- ************************ ><((((((((º> ******************************* Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist, half-assed Texan and collector of classic bamboo fly rods and classic golf clubs. For all your Fly Tying needs contact Byard Miller at Line's End Online Fly Shop. Byard gives a 5% discount to all dues paying VFB members. Top quality fly tying stuff at great prices and super great service. I speak from experience. Take a look at Byard's store by clicking http://linesend.com For Flies beyond your imagination, contact Don Ordes at Fantasy Fly Company. Don's giant flies make great gifts. Tied on hooks as large as the monster 12/0 all the way down to realistic size 32's. I speak from experience. Seeing is believing, so click on http://www.fantasyflies.com/ ******************************************************************** "Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback." Jimmy D. Moore - © [2004] ************************ <º))))))))>< ****************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.28/604 - Release Date: 12/26/2006
