Sorry if this is a re-run. Still very funny and true!
"Surprisingly, many anglers are ashamed to admit that they fish with
live bait. You'll run into one of these so-called purists on a trout
stream and ask him what he's using. He'll say, "a Number thirty-two
Royal Coachman on a three-ounce leader" Then he'll get a bite, snap
his line out of the water, and there will be a worm on his hook.
"That's the problem with these tiny flies," he'll say. "You keep
catching worms with them." Patrick McManus "They Shoot Canoes, Don't
They?"
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JIMMY D. MOORE
North Zone Fishing Editor - Texas Fish & Game Mag,
Author - Moon Holler Misfits Fishing & Hunting Club,
Humorist, Past VP Guadalupe River Trout Unlimited,
Member TOWA, Retired Scout Exec. BSA.
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