January 16, 2006

From the desk of The Public Address Network (The PAN):

Finally all your prayers are answered.

Yes my friends, The PAN is LIVE!!

You! The proletariat a.k.a. working stiff, this is for you, because you deserve better. 
You, in fact, deserve the best!

Are you tired of spending your hard earned cash on $2.99 movie downloads of Dukes of Hazzard, Vice is Right, and other DVDs and so such? We at The PAN, through detailed research and analysis of current trends have determined what you need!

We are committed to bringing the best video entertainment directly to your little video gadgets, at a rock bottom, low cost of Zero dollars, that's right, you heard me, Zero, Zilch, Nada, nothing! Absolutely FREE!!!

You may be asking yourself, what exactly is The PAN ?

The PAN feed is a video download, available through iTunes and other RSS readers, with delicious new content, each and every business day of the week.

Each feed is full of savory morsels of video delight.

Our team of trained professionals works around the cock developing original content, to fill the void in your downloading diet. They ceaselessly scour the web for unique videos, to round out your daily intake of quality programming.

Demand the very best!      Don't go home unsatisfied!     The PAN will fulfill you!

Executive Summary:

  • Prayers, answered
  • Working stiffs
  • Hungry?
  • Vice is Right
  • Handshakes
  • Entertainment
  • Gadgets
  • Gold Plated Porcelain Basin
  • Mobile


Thank you,

Mica, Adam, and the PAN team

Meet our contributors – http://thepan.org/contributors/

Visit The PAN – http://thepan.org/

Mica Scalin

Individual Fireant Use


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