[videoblogging] Re: Serious Announcement

[David]

Ninja may have been stealthy and left Anna totally unaware of the 
coitus, but we're sure he left her quite satisfied.  Ninja would do 
Ninja-else.

-David

--- In videoblogging@yahoogroups.com, "Kent Nichols" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Cross Posted at askaninja.com:
> 
> ANNA NICOLE'S TRUE BABY DADDY STEPS OUT FROM THE SHADOWS
> 
> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/digitalfilmmaker/388960097/";
> title="Photo Sharing"><img
> src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/388960097_f09b3c95d9.jpg";
> width="434" height="500" alt="NinjaAnnaDaddy" /></a>
> 
> SHADOW SPIRIT REALM—Add another lover of Anna Nicole Smith to come
> forward claiming paternity on the former Guess model's baby,
> Dannielynn, but this one isn't like the rest – he's an internet
> celebrity and a ninja.
> 
> "That's right, it's my baby," said the Ninja, star of 
AskANinja.com. 
> "I'd been actively dating, and by dating I mean I was having
> unprotected sex with Anna Nicole frequently and stealthily for the
> last 21 years of her life."
> 
> The dark warrior says that Smith never formally spoke to him, or 
even
> was aware of his presence, but maintains that she knew "of" him and
> cared for him deeply.
> 
> "What's most important now is the safety of Dannielynn," said the
> Ninja.  "The Prophesy of the Twelve-Legged Goat has obviously come
> true, we need to get that baby under the care of a snot elf if we 
want
> to save the human race!"
> 
> The black-clad weblebrity wiped tears from his eyes.
> 
> "And her momma wouldn't want to see that."
>