Nikolai Weibull wrote:
> As nothing has happened with this yet, I"m sending it out again. I
> really think it's time we make the switch. Felix has had ample
> opportunity to oppose this (over two years, in fact), and yet has not
> responded even once. I don't want to seem like a yerk, but my syntax
> definition is better.
OK, I'll include this version.
--
** Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline **
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want
- just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will
tell you which number to press next.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press
- no one will answer.
If you suffer from panic attacks, push every button you can find.
If you are sane, please hold on - we have the rest of humanity on the
other line and they desparately want to ask you a few questions.
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